if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??
Ok i didn’t expect that
This has been on my dash all day and I finally watched it and ajdjfksk
i feel this on a spiritual level
someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking
fav quotes from 50 shades
- Christian mashed on my area with the meat of his hand. “Do you like that, you woman?”
- The sex feelings flooded my body like a charging heard of itty bitty elephants. We’re talking small.
- "Do I afraid you?" Christian Grey asked, licking his eyebrow.
- He started working my zone. It was bananas.
licking his eyebrow
I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S REAL AND WHAT’S FAKE ANYMORE
idk seems pretty legit to me
destroy the “german is a scary language” stereotype 2k15
it’s actually a really cute language and kinda funny sometimes like
guinea pig in german literally means “little sea pig” and turtle means “armor toad”
and then instead of saying what’s your name they ask you “how are you called”
And “How much clock is it?”
Gloves in german translates literally to “Hand shoes”
FINALLY
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